把這兩盤肉送去給對面桌的小姐，就說是我請的....

把這兩盤肉送去給對面桌的小姐，就說是我請的....

前陣子跟朋友跑去吃燒肉吃到飽，時間是兩個小時，如果剩下太多東西的話要罰錢。
吃到飽當然是點肉點個不亦樂乎啦，
等到時間快到的時候，我們才驀然驚覺：
「幹！肉吃不完！」
只剩下5分鐘了，桌上的牛五花還有完封不動的三盤。
「幹！你吃啦！」
「如果你不在意我吐在他們店門口的話 .... 」
「不然怎辦？吃不完多罰 20％服務費耶！」
「哇哩哇哩，我想一下 ....。」
「棍！你是想好了沒啦！」
「服務生！」
正當我莫名其妙之時，我朋友以最紳士的口吻出了這段話：
「
把這兩盤肉送去給對面桌的小姐，就說是我請的....」

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