爆笑校規二十條

一、不準在公共場所接吻以及擁抱等過分動作。
二、學生不準在校長辦公室門前和上課的教室抽煙。
三、在多媒體教室看電影不準吼：老板換碟子。
四、在公共廁所大便完畢不準不沖洗。
五、在學校草坪上不準兩個人摟著滾來滾去（不管是同性還是異性）。
六、不準在學校舞廳跳脫衣舞。
七、要是不上通宵網的話不準瀏覽黃色網站。
八、在閱覽室，階梯教室，圖書館不準大聲講黃色笑話。
九、沒有喝到一斤酒者不準打架。
十、沒有女（男）朋友者不準徹夜不歸。
十一、不準向校報投批評學校的稿件。
十二、沒有追到女孩子不準毀她的容。
十三、學生會和團委會幹事利用職權**女生後不準將其殺死。
十四、沒有異性朋友者不準在異性寢室過夜。
十五、不準在大食堂以外的餐館吃霸王餐\。
十六、上級來檢查時說了大話、假話不準臉紅，氣粗和語無倫次。
十七、上大課時要打瞌睡者不準坐前四排。
十八、不準把**後用的套子給在校朋友當氣球玩。
十九、不準把學生証丟失在色情場所。











最勁的一條
二十、不準讓學校領導知道以上事實。

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